wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*