are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
my wallet is empty just like my soul
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
we all have a favorite eyebrow
- Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
- Therapist: Why?
- Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
- Therapist: And?
- Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
- Therapist: Touche
probably no one thought about me today
'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art